The Wisdom of Mad Magazine

See the super patriot.

Hear him preach how he loves his country.

Hear him preach how he hates liberals...

And moderates...and intellectuals...

And activists...and pacifists...

And minority groups...and aliens...

And unions...and teenagers...

And the very rich...and the very poor...

And people with foreign sounding names.

Now you know what a Super Patriot is.

He’s someone who loves his country

While hating 93% of the people who live in it.

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How To be a Pedantic Git Part 1

OK online debate warriors today we will discuss the one of the most tired and almost always useless observation that the US Government is not a Democracy; it's a Republic. Yes, it is true that the United States government is not a direct democracy. But it's also not a pure Republic either. Specifically, we have a form of government that is best described as a representative democracy. There are two kinds of democracies, representative and direct. As for republics, the only feature you really need to qualify as one is that the representatives make the political decisions in the government. The electors could be the whole of the body politic (with some restrictions on age and registration requirements), as in the US (except for president as many of us were shocked to learn in 2000 and 2016), or they can be a specific group of people appointed, elected, by right of inheritance or by lot for that matter.

The Evolution of the 2nd Amendment by the Framers

The notion of a right to bear arms came from state constitutions, like this clause from the Virginia Constitution which was authored mainly by George Mason who would later be involved in crafting the Bill of Rights. Virginia Declaration of Rights (12 June 1776) A well-regulated militia, composed of the body of the people, trained to arms, is the proper, natural, and safe defense of a free state; that standing armies, in time of peace, should be avoided as dangerous to liberty; and that in all cases the military should be under strict subordination to, and governed by, the civil power. The first draft of a right to bear arms clause that was proposed for the constitution itself was reported in Charles Hale, Debates and Proceedings in the Convention of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts (1856), p. 86. This language was proposed in the Massachusetts convention for ratification of the U.S. Constitution to be added to Article I of that document. before they made th...

Woody Hayes on Guns

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